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The Bowling Ball Pigeon

The Bowling Ball Pigeon

Morning fellas.

Today I saw a hungry-looking pigeon. I had some ready-made rice (long grain & Italian herbs), so I figured I'd feed him.

A local homeless man was screaming at me that his poor little gut couldn't handle it, but I just kept feeding him.

When it came time to part ways, the poor fucker looked like a bowling ball and could barely get off the ground.

He looked at me with his beady eyes, almost like he was telling me to go fuck myself.

I went back later and the pigeon was nowhere to be found. I'm thinking the homeless man ate him.

To be honest, he probably turned out pretty good. I'm imagining almost like a stuffed turkey. I just hope that homeless man cooked him properly.

Anywho, I'm off to get some deviled eggs and see what Farmer Dave is up to.

Cya guys tomorrow.

Cheers
Josh


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