Boys, I Left Dave Alone With the Launch Button

Boys, I need to tell you how this store actually opened.

Because I had a plan. I did.

I was going to get everything right, finish what I was doing and then launch it.

What actually happened was I went for a piss and left Dave near the computer.

So. There’s your first fucking problem.

I’d been trying to show him what we’d been working on. All the stuff behind the scenes. There’s a fair bit to it, you know.

According to Dave, you just have to push a couple buttons.

Well, fuck me. Wish I’d known that earlier.

And look, between us, I was trying to have a bit of a sincere moment with him.

All these years making videos and having a laugh with you guys, I wanted this to feel like something that actually belonged with all that. Not just some typical influencer merch store.

His observation was that my face was on it.

Yes, Dave. That is my fucking face.

Then he found his own face and that was pretty much the end of him listening to anything else I had to say.

Anyway. I needed a piss.

I told him, “Don’t touch anything. Okay?”

Now, I don’t know how you guys would take that. Personally, I’d take it to mean don’t touch anything.

I come back and he’s sitting there all prim and proper. You know that look somebody has when you’re about to find out what they’ve done?

That fucking look.

“I pressed L for launch.”

You did what?

He tells me again. Like I didn’t hear him the first time.

Then he says I needed a deadline.

Boys. I said I needed more time.

I don’t know how we got from more time to launching the fucking thing while I was in the washroom, but apparently that’s where we landed.

So there you go. That’s how we opened.

I would’ve liked to have been in the room for it, personally.

But seriously, I meant what I was trying to tell him. The videos, the nonsense, you guys coming back for another laugh. I want this to feel like us.

Have a look around when you get a minute. We’ll keep working away at it.

And if Dave tells you he’s good with computers, just keep this between us.

Cheers buds
Josh

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